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Name: Daniel Gjøde
Name people actually use: Gjøde
Why do you have such a boring nickname?: Not into funny names.
Non-work e-name(s): Staples, from my early teen fascination of Tindersticks. Google it, it's really nice and mellow.
Preferred room temperature: Really cold. Keeps people working.
Most creative thing ever done: Graffiti painted the hallway in my parents home at 14. A 3 by 5 meter piece, saying "Double W.C." It was in between two toilets. Weird.
Favorite game: The original Super Mario.
Preferred Simpsons character: Homer… for saying: "It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of tv every day"
Do you watch too much TV, especially Simpsons, to compensate for a media-free upbringing?: Maybe.
Preferred karaoke song: None
Reason for not having a preferred karaoke song: Even the thought of ending up at a karaoke bar and being forced to get on stage gives me the chills.
Food group most prevalent within work cubicle: Coffee and coke.
Most disturbing trait: None... And that is truly disturbing!
How would you describe yourself, if you were to be sold on eBay: Better bid high. I come with a wonderful wife, a great kiddo, some old cd's and a shitload of surf equipment.
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